What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:23

-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Moonraker
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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